barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel, via freckledwolves)

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

(via internetaddictedinthetardis)

REBLOG IF….

homogayhorse:

aganetah45:

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE

  • gay
  • bisexual
  • trisexual
  • polysexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • demisexual
  • a butch
  • a femme/lipstick lesbian
  • a bear
  • a boi
  • gender queer
  • no gender
  • third gender
  • two-spirit
  • intersex
  • transgender pre or post
  • male
  • female
  • an lgbt ally
  • straight
  • queer or questioning
  • a robot

AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE

what was that last part

(Source: platinevenator, via dean-is-cas-unicorn)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner

Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

typical conversation between michael and ashton

Michael: fuck.

Ashton: dID U JUST SWEAR

Michael: ...yes

Ashton: DON'T FUCKING SWEAR

Michael: but

Ashton: wE HAVE FUCKING YOUNG PEOPLE

Michael: Ashto-

Ashton: ThAT LOok UP to US

Michael: but you're-

Ashton: DON'T U FUCKING DARE SWEAR AGAIN THAT'S BAD FUCKING BAD MICHAEL

Michael:

Ashton:

Michael:

Ashton:

Michael:

Ashton: fuck you Michael

hemmospengy:

aShTON IS THE ONE PLAYING THE GUITAR SOLO IN INDEPENDENCE DAY SHIT

(via ofzerreh)

grreenleaf:

OHHH TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCH REALLY REALLY WHAT (ill tell ya what i want what a really really want) I wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really really really wanna see non-offensive representation of asexuals, bisexuals and trans people in todays media

(via worldsgreatestunicorn)