This Is Halloween
This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco
i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:
THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???
THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS
OH MY GOD
they sell those strawberry candies at the dollar store here hahah
Supernatural Fandom: Hey have you seen Doctor Who Fandom lately?
Sherlock Fandom: No.
Hannibal Fandom: *Sitting in chair eating mouthfuls of food* frrre faaahhh *chews then swallows* They left didn't they? The Doctor died.
Supernatural Fandom: Is that what I think your eating Hannibal Fandom...
Hannibal Fandom: Why yes it is, thanks for noticing. *smiles*
Sherlock Fandom: *shakes head*~door slowly creaks open~
Sherlock Fandom: What the-
Doctor Who Fandom: *wheezing and wide eyed*
Supernatural Fandom: NO
Hannibal Fandom: WHY
Doctor Who Fandom: *wheezing gets louder*
Sherlock Fandom: *screams*
Doctor Who Fandom: *whispers* you better run.....we're coming backkkkk *laughs hysterically while raising the sonic screwdriver and smiling* Series 8 is about to arrive.
Supernatural, Sherlock and Hannibal Fandoms: *screams*
dont go through an artists sketchbook without their permission
DONT GO THROUGH AN ARTISTS SKETCHBOOK WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION
AND LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY TOLD YOU TO PUT IT DOWN
OR PEOPLE’S WRITING PLEASE IT’S SO EMBARRASSING WHEN SOMEONE READS SOMETHING YOU WROTE THAT WAS MEANT TO BE PERSONAL
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
I almost spit out my water